If you do not offer Sunnah rakats you are not real Sunni. If you do not wear Sunnah of ring, you are not real Sunni. If you write Hadith instead of memorizing it you are not real Sunni. If you do not have rahma you are not real Sunni. If you do not know Imam Tahawi, you are not real Sunni. If you never prayed 36 rakat in Ramadan, you are not real Sunni. If you are not democratic like Siddiq, you are not real Sunni. If your wife and children hate you, you are not real Sunni. If you do not love traditional graveyards as much as modern Masjids, you are not real Sunni. If you never hugged your daughter, you are not a real Sunni. If you never played horse for kids, you are not a real Sunni. If you did not speak truth to Trump, Obama and Putin, you are not a real Sunni. If you masturbated, you are not a real Sunni. If you disobey fasiq rulers, you are not a real Sunni. If you do not emulate non self defense Abel and Uthman, you are not a real Sunni. If you do not share minbar with a Sayyid like Faruq, you are not a real Sunni. If you do nothing ask Uwais to pray for you, you are not real Sunni. If you do not sell your shield for marrying poor, you are not a real Sunni. If you do not make peace with state like Imam Hasan, you are not real Sunni.
A spiritual Ishmaelite 