1. Islam is metaphysical simplicity.
2. Muhammadan reality inspires an overwhelming brainstorm and an overwhelming tearstorm at the same time.
3. Modernity is an atelephobic mirage.
4. Truth is more important than positivity and truth can overcome all negativity in the end.
5. I am not what I desire, I am what I aspire. I am not my comfort zone, I am my learning zone.
6 It seems that a feminist husband and an anti-feminist wife can be a heaven on earth.
7 Genuine saints can help both Scriptural robots and philosophical robots
8 Music is the escapism of the impatient
9 Faith is the intersection of beauty and purity.
10 Modern anti-theism is about cultural monopoly of post-Judaeo-Christian races.
11 Karbala is greatness over success. Al-Mahdi is both success and greatness.
12 Prayerful wolves can be as dangerous as violent pigs.
13 Sunnis are repeating the Jewish history and Shias are repeating Christian history. Truth lies in between like Ebionites the Torah abiding Christians and the Zaydi Shias who follow both Prophetic practice of Sunnah and the Prophetic family.
14 Muslims are closer in theology with West and closer in culture with Eastern traditions.
15 In past people came to legal scholars and said: Inni zanaytu fatahhirni: I fornicated so purify me. Now people come and say: Inni zanaytu fa’azzimni: I fornicated so respect me.
16 Western politicians are emotionally obtuse, while Middle Eastern politicians are intellectually obtuse.
17 It takes to be a follower of Ibn Arabi to criticize Ibn Taymiya but it takes to be like Ibn Arabi to admire Ibn Taymiya, and vice versa.
18 Protestants seem to like in Buddhism what they lost without Catholicism.
19 Pornography manufactures consent for an adulterous culture.
20 Blind anti-traditionalism is the most pervasive form of cultural xenophobia in 21st century.
21 Everyone becomes single at death
22 The problem with Zionism is that it is pseudo-Zionism
23 The struggle between holy Zion and hellenistic Sodom will continue no matter how many liberal theologians emerge.
24 Muslim-majority countries have right to have theocracies, if secularist majority countries have right to have democracies.
25 Salah is self-directed neuroplasticity
26 Civilized is a euphemism for domesticated cattle.
27 The praxis of Islam called sunnah is a moderate balance between passion and sobriety unlike western extremes of hypersexualization and celibacy.
28 Karbala is tempered radicalism.
29 An intimate friend of God experiences more pain due to divine rights violation against God than human rights violation against himself.
30 People are more willing to have an imperfect character than an imperfect image.
31 Nomocratic liberty means freedom to implement commandments on earth like the nature is subordinate to laws and commandments of physics.
32 Being an apolitical cultural radical is not unethical.
33 Sexual revolution is a journey from a childhood like angels to an adulthood like animals.
34 Tabligh movement are unitarian mystic missionaries who try to reform both heterodox mysticism and blind Sola Scriptura.
35 Modern atheism has turned philosophy into a project of cultural colonialism
36 Sexual revolution is a misplaced love.
37 Murderous Marxism cannot convince orthodox Muslims that it is the only form of ethical anti-capitalism.
38 Fajr liberates from slavery of cortisol.
39 The glory of a philosopher lies in his speech, the glory of a saint lies in his daily life.
40 Both atheistic and religious narcissists sell their ego in the name of truth.
41 Private sinners are crypto-liberals even if they are bearded or niqabis.
42 Mu’awiyah bin Abi Sufyan is better in cultural self-respect than liberals like Imran Khan. Former symbolizes weakness in human rights, the latter symbolizes weakness in God’s rights.
43 Philosophical nuance is admirable, but philosophical verbosity serves narcissism.
44. Humanity needs a utopia which integrates intellectual progress and ethical progress.
45 There is a competition between dajjali porn and transcendental aesthetics of Mahdi.
46 Heterophobia exists in the form of anti traditional cultural xenophobia.
47 Modernity is heaven of successful narcissists.
48 Secular sex education is child abuse.
49 Door to door missionaries utilize availability heuristic in a healthy way.
50 Cousin marriage is still disliked due to continued influence effect.
51 May God save Pakistan from both playboys and Yazids.
52 Sola Scriptura Salafis and post-Protestant secularists have anti-traditional anti-Taqlid in common.
53 Modernity is a neo-shirk which glorifies scientists more than science.
54 Hujr bin Adi is the Hallaj of Ahlulbayt.
55 O God do not let secular Machiavellis laugh at failed saints.
56 The Urdu translation of the word research is kashful mahjub.
57 Our nasb/rafz detectors are over-sensitive when we have limited ilm and hilm.
58 Turning every critic from the opposite sect into a worst case stereotype makes us play in the hands of enemies.
59 Pursuit of happiness will actualize when it become a pursuit of truth and/or pursuit of an ethical peaceful pleasure rather than hedonistic pleasure.
60 Halal/kosher is the bridge of peace and pleasure.
61 Abu Lahab the rosy playboy and Uzza the powerful feminist goddess.
62 Islam is a universal post-tribal vision of Ishmaelite Judeao-Christianity with more humane and practical commandments and an aneurotic Sufi spirituality.
63 Sola Scriptura is implicit rationalism.
64 Science is not a choice. If underdeveloped countries do not learn science, the developed countries would outbomb them.
65 If all scientists were philosophers we might have a less Machiavellian world.
66 Some modern sufi mystics may be narcissistic about their supposed non-narcissism.
67 It seems that ideological resonance with life partner is more important than romantic resonance without underestimating the latter.
68 Sexual revolution is so powerful as to induce a state of learned helplessness and stockholm’s syndrome.
69 Modern west is the pinnacle of anti hagiosophy ideal blending IQ and entertainment as in the nerd-jock combination.
70 Liberalism is Hellenistic ecumenism. Faith needs Scriptural Abrahamic ecumenism.
71 Humble phariseeism is better than self righteous antinomianism.
72 I know people who fell from both traditional and scientific grace in trying to achieve both.
73 Reckless open-mindedness and xenophobic cowardice can be optimized through cautious and wise outreach taught by Abrahamic faith.
74 We maybe inspired and not yet convinced or convinced and not yet inspired.
75 Sects benefit others and harm themselves. They benefit others by the partial higher truth they represent and they harm themselves by reaching broader truth due to narcissism of small differences.
76 Forced generosity is better than authentic selfishness.
77 The moral failures of modernist preachers show that Muslims should turn to ecumenical traditional scholars who are publicity shy.
78 Freedom is choosing not to melt.
79 Unlike Hawking, Sunnah hagiosophy ideal helps you become both an achiever and a good husband at the same time.
80 Quranic phrase coolness of eyes means when tears dry up after happiness.
81 Modern atheism is similar to polytheism in its hero worship.
82 We preach Christ crucified,” St Paul declared, “unto the Jews a stumbling block, and unto the Greeks foolishness.” “We preach Zayd crucified” St Shawkani believed, ” unto Umawis a stumbling block, and unto the Greeks foolishness”
83 Commonalities provide us with peace. Differences make us explore.
84 Tabligh movement is a simulation of hijrah
85 Narcissism is reverse wahdat al wujud when you want others to annihilate into your ego.
86 Saint Valentine seems more like Pir Waris Shah than a playboy.
87 Islam is a hyper semitic culture.
88 Some Sunnis may be semi-Darwinists glorifying fittest heroes and some Shias may be semi-anarchists.
89 21st century Islam has anti-hagioratic nomoracy and anti-nomocratic hagiocracy. Faith needs hagiocratic nomocracies and nomocratic hagiocracies.
90 Shirk of modern hero worship is the biggest shared metaphysical tool of both sexual revolution and military industrial complex.
91 Nazism was a reaction to modern creative self destruction of white traditionalism.
92 Mary-hatred can indirectly help sexual revolution.
93 Sufi modernists claim to defend tradition against traditional reformers but would not like to live in a traditional country.
94 Synthetic thinkers work to optimize oxymorons for betterment of humanity
95 Ecumenical cognition is easier to achieve for modern mind and ecumenical praxis is easier to achieve with a traditional psyche
96 Antinomian missionaries inspired hellenistic modernity. Quranic missionaries should inspire a kosher modernity
97 Private sins of Pharisees are due to absence of love. Private sins of antinomians are due to absence of awe.
98 Antinomianism of Paul led to western anti semitism which led to Zionism
99 Let happiness pursue you.
100 Criticism can save narcissists from shirk of self deification.
101 Today science is considered innocent until proven guilty. Religion is considered guilty until proven innocent
102 Traditional secularism is more violent than prosperous secularism due to more limited resources.
103 Modern educated orthodox Muslims should not use information overload as a weapon against traditional Muslims
104 The spiritual risk of televangelism lies in the fact that one can become a caller to a personality cult rather than God.
105 Pharisaic loneliness is similar to philosophical loneliness.
106 Submissiveness towards parents builds ethical stamina for altruistic acts.
107 Our parents feel unsafe in a world made unsafe by trying to make whites feel safe.
108 Pakistani exceptionalism lies in Aryan egolessness
109 Militant atheism seeks gun point rationalizations and verbalizations of faith mostly from ineloquent faithful.
110. Research is like tajwid. One has to be accurate.
111. Awakened ineloquence can outperform sleeping eloquence in terms of outreach.
112. A pharisee is hidden tears in the ink.
113. Sufism is traditional emotional intelligence which is more relatable today than supernatural part.
114. Modernity is more pro traditional than Abrahamic faith which can be anti traditional
114. Islam has the simplicity of E=mc2.
115. Dialectical method is progressive but at deathbed it can make you narcissistic.
116. By the will of God, Iqbal saved Jinnah from Greek over rationalism and we got Pakistan.
117. The attitude towards music distinguishes an orthodox and liberal Muslim.
118. Corruption in traditional cultures is a form of less than smart machiavellianism.
119. Antinomianism reduces God to a playmate.
120. Without God race becomes God.
121. Porn is more mass destructive than polio.
122. Both anarchist daughters in law and dictatorial mothers in law are wrong.
123. The Greek equivalent of Shia Sunni unity would be hagionomosophy.
124. Karbala is a journey from wearing cross to taking cross.
125. That house of Israel should reconcile within itself to be able to reconcile with house of Ishmael
126. We are trans genders of modernity.
127. Alhamdulillah is happiness of happiness.
128. A true Protestant should refuse greece like he refuses rome.
129. What Jews do to Christ is what Jews and Christians do to Ishmael.
130. Happiness is a journey from dysfunctional independence to functional dependence
131. Science is subset of Haq and Haq is superset of science.
132. One likes masochistic restrictions in initial phase of repentance.
133. Islam will make Jesus popular again as one of greatest human beings.
134. Conspiracy theory can be the way laymen speak to power.
135. A comfort zone job which offers you work life balance is worth enjoying.
136. Ya Hayyu Ya Qayyum is biological Equilibrium and physical Equilibrium respectively.
137. Infinite citations are more important than infinite volumes.
138. Zakir Naik+ Seyyed Hossein Nasr= Harun Yahya
139. An illiterate pashtun woman is worth a thousand feminists.
140. An informed capitalist fears a mediocre orthodox anti interest economist than thousand intelligent socialists.
141. Yemen is antidote to Shiaphobes and Shariahphobes.
142. Why Darwinists should criticize capitalists for being economic Darwinists?
143. Entropy is inevitable. This does not mean we should prefer disorder to order.
144. Finding soulmate requires finding our own soul first.
145. Satan is dictator and anarchist at the same time.
146. Modernity is ablutophobic in Islamic sense.
147. Internet has broken the wall of Gog and Magog.
148. Tunnel vision mysticism is possible.
149. Tabligh movement helped me overcome the fear of public speaking.
150. I have yet to meet a purely apolitical atheist.
151. Ecumenism can handle secularism of the gaps.
152. Being post music is objective post secularity.
153. Staying at Masjid can develop claustrophobia tolerance.
154. Crusades were an unsuccessful holocaust.
155. Traditional illiterate sinners are less criminal than sapiosexual politicians.
156. Pakistani dramas serve Indo Liberal Century.
157. Compliment is the best revenge.
158. Neo-orthodoxy is a form of being twice exceptional due to being culturally intelligent in a sense and culturally disabled in another sense.
159. Keeping commandments and Jewishness of Jesus are the best constructive self pity after Holocaust.
160. Ishmaelite tolerance is the best fruit of Prophethood to erase faithlessness.
161. Some people die in self destructive self pity.
162. Obligation of ablutophobic punctuality can cause identity crisis among modern Muslims due to obsessive comfort zone.
163. Socialism is a controlled non-conformism.
164. Philosophy is polytheistic theosis.
165. Egypt and Pakistan are NRMs of ethical politics.
166. Islam talks about God being closer than jugular vein because it connects brain and heart.
167. Apostasy joke can be supreme cardinal sadism.
168. Traditionalism is a beautiful error.
169. Self critical and self non hating people should build alliances.
170. Modernity is a journey towards high maintenance disordered authenticity which destroys families.
171. Islam will put sainthood back in Valentine.
172. We should try to optimize success to character ratio in match seeking.
173. When modern taboo about death is overcome, both anarchists and dictators will annihilate.
174. Uhud is the mountain of panic zone heroes.
175. Comfort zone is blackhole of Antichrist.
176. The task of a reform saint is to make generosity spontaneous for society unlike philanthropic phariseeism.
177. Being forced to be kind can make you claustrophobically unkind when you actually wanted to be kind.
178. The psychology of psychology was and is phariseeism until it actually embraces neurodiversity non selectively.
179. If religion cures alcoholism, Islam can cure alcohol industry.
180. Idionomic neurodiversity saved traditional culture.
181. Disabled animals are better stoics than modernists.
182. Istighfar is to say that the phrase ‘Do you forgive me’ is more ethical than the phrase ‘I am sorry’
183. Can a pharisee call the emperor naked because his eyes are complicit.
184. Not liking a non dramatic life is a collective disorder of modernity.
185. It is inconsistent for a trinitarian culture to be monogamous.
186. Love without compliance is philosophy. Compliance without love is science. Love with compliance is faith.
187. You cannot eat your cake and still have Christ.
188. Orientalism may be a sinner of inaccuracy but may be not of indifference.
189. All semitic dogma can fit the parsimony of nomosophical perfection and hagiosophical empathy.
190. Science is more boring than religion so they compensate it with hypersexuality.
191. Modernity is induced eureka.
192. UNESCO will not preserve your culture but anti modern Sufis.
193. Antichrist is implicit duopolist alliance of anarchism and dictatorship against centrism.
194. American foreign policy applies classical mechanics to quantum mechanics of Islam which leads to collateral genocide.
195. Eastern kids are suffering due to abusive nazis. eastern culture is suffering due to abusive inquisition
196. Jesus and Abuzar have already non violently defeated both capitalism and anarchism. Others are not genuine Messiahs.
197. Do not play devil’s advocate, play ijtihad’s advocate and mazlum’s advocate.
198. Doormat dialectical Ashari tasawwuf effectively deals with existential boredom.
199. I am a Tawhidi Alawi and I want azan of Atif Aslam on the day of my funeral to make Pakistan stable.
200. Commercialization of Tazkiya and Inner Transformation is more worrying than commercialization of bibliophilia.
201. A true reformer is integral like halocline.
202. Tahawi Zaydi ethics is the current spiritual status of south asia in 15th and 21st century.
203. My wife is a daughter of Fatimah but enjoys commandments more than agape like Mary.
204. A Mujaddid sees a progressive opportunity in odium theologicum.
205. American Muslims have more adab and respectful etiquette towards yunan than Quran.
206. Modernity destroys ethnohagiosophy and weaponizes it at the same time.
207. Post secularism is acknowledging that odicum seclorum is as outdated as odicum theologicum.
208. Wudu is the mass reformation praxis of post secular anti secularism.
209. Fideistic stoic unitarian monotheism is too much for both modern and traditional minds to deconstruct.
210. Hawking likes black holes but he doesn’t want the idea of black holes to end up in a black hole.
211. Science is sunnah of God.
212. Worthless mysteries can make you worthy.
213. Science is not omniscient about quantum mechanics too, this does not mean science is false.
214. Apolitical Pakistani scientists deserve to be regarded and empowered as the pinnacle of prayerful post deistic technocracy
215. Islamophobia involves a love-hate and approach-avoidance based cognitive dissonance.
216. Science is a war of successful neurodiversity against vulnerable neurodiversity
217. Ghamidi is Bernard Lewis of neo-Mutazila.
218. The difference between a thiqa Jafari and communist is of ethical resistance
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Those who are unwilling to recognize the inevitable loser within us, and may judge others as losers, may themselves suffer from atelephobia.